Cerullo's Mind Fracture Ministry
A message sponsored by Captain Morris Cerullo:
I got 10 votes in the Associated Students of Madison election last week. I guess at least ten people know me. My final goal has been attained. Not only that, but the election was two times electronically botched, so only 25% of original voters voted. Do the math... there might be 40 people that want me in there. Did you vote for me?
That report was the second time I've had my name in the Badger Herald in two weeks. Both times have been under the radar, but don't be so quick to let your guard down Beckstrom!
Captain Sulu is on campus now. I missed it to watch Cops? Yep. That's nearly as pathetic a scenario as the complete lack of reader participation on this website. No more guilt trips, just the deep despair you will feel (under your own revelations). Opressive.
I got 10 votes in the Associated Students of Madison election last week. I guess at least ten people know me. My final goal has been attained. Not only that, but the election was two times electronically botched, so only 25% of original voters voted. Do the math... there might be 40 people that want me in there. Did you vote for me?
That report was the second time I've had my name in the Badger Herald in two weeks. Both times have been under the radar, but don't be so quick to let your guard down Beckstrom!
Captain Sulu is on campus now. I missed it to watch Cops? Yep. That's nearly as pathetic a scenario as the complete lack of reader participation on this website. No more guilt trips, just the deep despair you will feel (under your own revelations). Opressive.
posted by fiestawizard at 7:43 PM
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Just to let everyone know: the write-in election is no joke. I just got an email today saying that I am expected to take office May 1st. Training will preclude this over the weekend? Yes. I guess. Watch out people, you never know when you could get elected. What the fuckin' shit?
i tried to find this article in the badger herald... for 20 minutes... but came up empty-handed (except for the article about Sulu coming to visit, and also that there's a Scrabble tourney this weekend at the student union, which i'm signing up for).
did you REALLY get a spot on the ASM? if so, you're in for the time of your life! "gentlemen, my proposal is this: i think that the library should stay open only until 5 pm on weekdays, because most of that shit is available on the internet nowadays anyway."
I really did get a spot... I guess. I'm not taking it I thinks. I thinks more than that.
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