Creepy Jesse the Mayhem Bee and other Fornicular Bullshit

Sometimes I don't say anything for months at a time. I sit quietly in a back room at a distance and watch the movie "Dune" over and over again without saying anything or moving. This is easy to do while watching Dune. It even slows your pulse. Pending further notice, I can sit and scar myself for months on end; no pain or emotion is able to penetrate my scaly skin.

The reckoning is here. Listen to your local prophet. 2012 is the year it ends. Life on earth, around for about 3.5 billion years, is now on the brink of extinction, report smart humans, who have been around for ~50,000 years, just 0.001% of the time that life has existed. Good riddance to wasteful, "life on earth," I say. On an unrelated note, humans have successfully evolved to be so advanced that they are completely capable of destroying our entire species very rapidly once they are able to find the right self-fulfilling demise prophecy sequence. The brighter side of things for less advanced species is that this is like winning the lottery - usually only people that have no concept of $500 million dollars win, and certain decay is the end result.

Anyway, who cares. I met this guy Arthur yesterday. He was Chinese and was put in charge of running a wind turbine. He can't speak very good English, but I can't speak any Chinese. I can't tell if he's 20 or 40. He tried to find me a bathroom but failed. That is the story of the week.