World War III,The Prelude, continues -- Attacks on Londoen
Today there was a wee series of explosions in London, as you all well know. [NB: don't f0llow this next link if you're paranoid.] The message forum site that claimed responsibility, "Secret Group of al Qaeda's Jihad in Europe," is in Arabic, and also encrypted (according to the certificate it tried to send my computer, at least).
Since we as a nation do not understand Arabic and/or encryption, the best thing to do, per our Overseers, will likely be to again chip away at as many basic human rights as possible. "The war on terror continues," per the Prez's official statement after the attack today.
Have any of the Overseers considered that such chipping action is precisely what these Holy War actors want? Guess not.
In other news... say, does it smell like sulfur outside today, or what? [NB: conservative-leaning musings after that link]
Also... is this Organic Bran-Fiber Cereal I'm eating poisoned with sarin nerve gas? Or is it supposed to make my muscles rigid and my mouth drool uncontrollably while I lose control of my bowels?
Finally... isn't that guy across the street from me a Muslamic Jewist? If so, he must be stopped before greater evil is caused. I'll call the SS immediately. They have Total Information Awareness, you know. [thanks to Memory Hole, an excellent site that keeps records of things on the web that have been removed due to people not wanting them to be seen... the latter courtesy of DARPA and the DOD, who took that page down after much public outcry]
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My other issue is Minnesota, again. This story will now be overshadowed by the bombings, which is maybe for the best, but it's still that ol' MN magic at work. Although, technically, this dude was living in Fargo until a few days prior to his horror-movie style killing/raping spree. And blogging from Fargo, too, I might add.
On the other-other hand, it was a MN judge who let him out on bail recently who now "doesn't remember" whether she had been told he was a high-risk sex offender.
Overall, I continue to be disillusioned with a state I once loved. Minnesota, you're like a moody adolescent, and as one of your family members, I hate to say this... it hurts me more than it hurts you... but "I don't even know who you are anymore!"
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
Since we as a nation do not understand Arabic and/or encryption, the best thing to do, per our Overseers, will likely be to again chip away at as many basic human rights as possible. "The war on terror continues," per the Prez's official statement after the attack today.
Have any of the Overseers considered that such chipping action is precisely what these Holy War actors want? Guess not.
In other news... say, does it smell like sulfur outside today, or what? [NB: conservative-leaning musings after that link]
Also... is this Organic Bran-Fiber Cereal I'm eating poisoned with sarin nerve gas? Or is it supposed to make my muscles rigid and my mouth drool uncontrollably while I lose control of my bowels?
Finally... isn't that guy across the street from me a Muslamic Jewist? If so, he must be stopped before greater evil is caused. I'll call the SS immediately. They have Total Information Awareness, you know. [thanks to Memory Hole, an excellent site that keeps records of things on the web that have been removed due to people not wanting them to be seen... the latter courtesy of DARPA and the DOD, who took that page down after much public outcry]
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My other issue is Minnesota, again. This story will now be overshadowed by the bombings, which is maybe for the best, but it's still that ol' MN magic at work. Although, technically, this dude was living in Fargo until a few days prior to his horror-movie style killing/raping spree. And blogging from Fargo, too, I might add.
On the other-other hand, it was a MN judge who let him out on bail recently who now "doesn't remember" whether she had been told he was a high-risk sex offender.
Overall, I continue to be disillusioned with a state I once loved. Minnesota, you're like a moody adolescent, and as one of your family members, I hate to say this... it hurts me more than it hurts you... but "I don't even know who you are anymore!"
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
posted by B.O.R.T. at 12:02 PM
1 Comments:
My recent absence has only increased the power of the others. B.O.R.T. created his first post in many a week. There was lots of information there, suggesting that information hoarding had been taking place.
Regarding the terrorism and such- a recent statistic reported that the rate of "war on terror" deaths has risen nothing but steadily since the crushing of Iraq. Surprised? Keep in mind that their are only 247 terrorists left, so the war could potentially be over by next month. That was my own statistic, based on my TIA, built upon years of intense study and algorithmic application that you wouldn't understand.
And you're right about Minnesota, and I think it's pretty fucking clear to everyone that huge mistakes were made in various elections (we'll see if everyone realizes this during the next election). On the other hand, maybe there are no legitimately good candidates running soon. In any case, Minnesota had huge surpluses, and great public projects... now they are nothing more than a second rate North Dakota, and an equal to Wisconsin. In Minnesota, you have a weasily tool of a governor, and in Wisconsin we have the same thing, only he's a Democrat. Soon we will all perish into the great lakes when the commanders say so. It's a better fate than seeing good states go to shit. At least shitty North Dakota is consistent.
Later I will have much more information swooping in your direction to make your ears bleed out.
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