General Laughter Agreement

Also known as your general postulate. A broken piece of fine vinyl, that's what I've become. No more laughter (or shortcuts) will be allowed; the internet has become a far too dark and increasingly intimidating force for to do business with. Way back when, just after the Kaypro era, but before the Pentium era, nerds and RPG fans (one in the same?) everywhere where experiencing first time sexual feelings at the mere thought of such a system. Anonymous insults and trickery ran rampant in a virtual environment. Nobody could deny the potential. Not even I, as I produced a "sex-pic finder" and received thousands of emails daily from people in search of "lesbian sex." Yes, people are generally that lame. If I was utilizing such a finder, I would search for something not so run-of-the-mill, like amputee puke fetish for example. For several years, an imaginary world controlled certain peoples' lives at the public library where they could participate in all-text realms where they could unleash their true being as a wizard. No longer being a hero in a 15 year old outcast's body was pure human liberty. Well, times have changed my friend(s). The romanticism is gone, and so are the days of pure creativity. Now the only real creativity stems from the trickery of traditional corporate manipulation and die-hard schemesters looking to get your credit card number. You are partially to blame. Think about that for a moment, as you browse the online strip-mall using multiple browsers, looking for the best price on a new palm pilot. Where have you gone Mr. Gimmelson... where have you gone?