Zartan was right

So, it appears that the trend in whore usage is on the rise. Several pundits argue daily about the merits of using whores for unlimited pleasures. Some say, "moral treason!" Others say, "you know, the truth is that a good whore can be loads of fun. A lot of politicians partake in order to prove a point about labor, commerce, and sexual practice."

The latter are correct. Millenia of whoring has proven it an enduring and profitable form of service. Many people, including the rich, famous, and politically inclined, have successfully perpetuated the higher-class side of whoring. Others have created a side-street market for quick rides in a Trans-Am, a crack rock, and a hand-job. The service industry is still the most quickly growing. Let's keep it that way.

--Forbes Magazine, March '08

It took a lot of airbrushing, but it could be done: