Heavy Metal Jesus - Jesus was just a rocker

Again, the season is upon us. Luckily. Thank God, literally, that Jesus was sent to us. He was a lost soul. He enjoyed the ruse that was heavy metal. He listened to the old-time equivalent of late night metal radio at a local club. At the time, there was no Jesus vs. Satan, obviously, so the heavy metal music was only to be listened to as a simple way to escape the pressures of teenage angst. It worked, and Jesus later went on to be a prophet and such, much like Ronnie James Dio. This was a song, written fairly recently, about his hell ride:


On my way to kill the beast
I met a holy man from the east
His name was Jesus & he was son of man
He warned me about the danger ahead

He was godsend
, he was gonna bring the Metal back
And take away the sins that people did in the past
He came down here to change our lives
He said to me while he looked me in the eyes

"I'm the Heavy Metal Jesus!
I'm the Heavy Metal thunderstriking Jesus"

He said, "if you wanna kill the beast
You gotta be blessed from the man from the east
So why don't you get down on your knee
And I will bless you with my Flying V?"