Spanish Captain, please take this with you

Has the holidays left you realizing how much stuff you have or how obese you're becoming? If so, the best advice is to take a quick break and a deep breath and let that truth sink in good and deep. Wow. I bet that feels good. Now take your shit to Goodwill and stop bothering me. That's what the holidays is about after all.

Here's a list of things that I like this year:
1) John Tesh radio show
2) Economics
3) Karnov
4) All of the new shit I got for Christmas
5) Puppies
6) Cakes

I've also experienced some new spells of winter magic, if you know what I mean. That, and I'm facing the long-arm of the law in unimaginable ways. I like to call this, "New Year's Revelations: things that are happening."

New Year's P.S.:

Read here all about why Jack Van Impe will never discuss his winning of the Ig Nobel Prize. Sorry readers, the full "text" of his thesis will never be available.