Oil spill racks cleans up local shores

I really don't like to encourage doom prophecy, but am I the only one who has recognized the growing appeal Jack Van Impe? Soon the water will breathe fire! The robot army will arise from the flaming demon pit and seize mankind. Immigrants will be free to cross the nearby border (subsequently, you won't be enjoying your favorite Denny's meal anymore white people, or your cleaning service, or your having your car fixed, or having your house remodeled...)! In the end, things will fall into disrepair, lose value, and we'll all die. The fuckin' apocalypse motherfucker! The end times. The seventh seal or some shit! Armageddon it (armageddon it). Come on Steve!