Sequentially placing and baking pie filling in the solitude of grandma's house

This is the sort of title that gets you out of trouble with the authorities. I'm up pretty late fucking around here creating new titles that hopefully somebody can create an illustration for. Let me know if you can.

I recently saw that people can actually get hired to blog. Does this tell me that something is wrong, that something is broken? Does this mean that people use blogs as a primary source for news and information? Is this patronizing of *real*, or traditional media sources? Should I panic and shit myself again like last time? Nope. On the contrary. It's actually way better because a) who gives a fuck, b) who can prove that anybody gives a fuck, and c) I don't really care. I am 100% confident of the information items a-c. The information is highly trustworthy and facts have been checked and so forth. Thus, this blog has become an official and trusted source of news and generalities. News that you can use... for whatever. Christina Aguilera died today in an avalanche. King of the Hill will be back on the air for 8 new seasons. The entire state of New Hampshire has been paved with asphalt.