Virginia Pants
As if the Christian Broadcast Network wasn't enough to clean the shithole of Virginia up. That's right, they've now targeted the real cause to the depletion of the moral fabric: pants. We all more or less knew this was the cause, it's only now that some lawmakers stood up for what is right. Next on the list: shirts that don't have a specific approved label and revealing tank tops. Oh, but wait! Tank tops and "wife-beaters" just happen to be a staple of many Virginians, and banning them would could cause many people to wander about with no shirt at all. Therefore, they would be refused service at most respectable places of business. Ultimately, the real choice comes to this: a priority of business or of "morals?"
Pants, and pants
Pants, and pants
posted by fiestawizard at 8:39 AM
4 Comments:
That's an interesting story. Anyone heard the one about the 4 year old who drove his mom's Geo Metro to the video store at 1:30AM, and then drove home again? If not, it's awesome.
Fiestawizard:
You need to re-invite me to be able to post, because the first one no worky. Consider giving me admin privileges. Also, I'm hoping that you and Ufoid here will at least edit your damn profiles so that they're searchable and linked up to both the Realms site and this blog! It's the only way for other people to find this, and I'm sure you don't want them finding us based on BORTs interests alone. Which include "The Legend of Zelda," as I am a girl.
I'm working on those things, just give me a little time. I can't do all of this stuff while (at this exact moment) I am supposed to be responsible for the learning of the youth.
I know, the teaching gig is "mas importante que los gentes de computadores." However... your invite is still no good for me. I *think* it's because you need to like, refresh the page before you send or something, to get a new number on the invite, since each number is only good for one person... the last two were http://www.blogger.com/i.g?invID=-10236662692972400, and so I think that the last part, the number, needs to change... I bet that it's the same number that Ufoid got, so it won't work for me...?
the virginia pants law was not passed by their house.
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