Journalistic Journey
Funny readings in the Fargo Forum lately. Journalism is really on a streak of greatness as of late. These first two articles are opinions by some lady with multiple master's degrees and other "credentials." She illustrates that credentials don't necessarily mean smart or credible, but they certainly show pretention. It's not that I wasn't interested in her argument, it was the author's attempt to use some great philosophical standard that turned me off. Mostly she just used bad grammar, poor reasoning, and even made trivial things up. I mean hell, claiming that it's a great hypocrisy for one to say that they don't agree with abortion, yet they don't care what other people think? I guess the Catholic church deserves to claim to save a few lives after hundreds of years of encouraging otherwise by means of violence. Well... I guess those things were in the name of God and all....
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Part 2
And then there's this dipshit- it just goes to show that people with personalized license plates are just what you thought they were.
Look at me
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And then there's this dipshit- it just goes to show that people with personalized license plates are just what you thought they were.
Look at me
posted by fiestawizard at 4:11 PM
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Natural law also must state that anyone named "Sinner" must be a spawn of Satan. Also, the following:
Destructive cultic actions, rocks down by the river strewn with fetal tissue. Druids suck the life from the womb with straws made of fishbones. King Diamond plays in the backgroud at 1/2 speed. Somewhere nearby, a crow speaks backwards phrases. The wizard utters the final words, and Zelda is put to sleep, unleashing the power of the Triforce to be used for pure evil. The world will only be purified if you get the Magic Sword, defeating him by deflecting his energy projections back at him. It's a secret to everyone!
I had my own natural law once. It was called, "Nothing is true, everything is permitted." I think we covered that already. Anyway, that lady changed my mind, and now I'm holy, too. Just like a mosquito.
Finally, I would like to add that the piece about "TIPSY" guy made it into our papers down here, so funny was it.
Yeah, I really like the ancient wise phrase, "nothing is true, everything is permitted." It seems imperative to me, which I like. It's so absolute or somethings. It fuckin' rules.
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