Sunday, July 10, 2005

Fuckin' Milonakis

Yes, he is 29 years old. Apparently he's got some condition. Within this context, the show might be a little bit funnier- only because he's a network administrator at an accounting firm and he's trapped inside a 12-year-old's body. HA! However, that makes his subpar humor even more subpar, considering he's had 20 years to work on it, instead of the 2 or 3 that I assumed. Check this out for more information.

4 Comments:

Blogger B.O.R.T. said...

Yes, he's a sad little man-child. In some ways, he's now funnier to me, though, because... well... he's sold this shtick to MTV and basically it's just an outlet for all of his years of saved-up self-hatred.

He reminds me of Chris Farley in some ways, in that respect.

I envision him killing himself after the inevitible ratings tapering-off that will happen in 2 years.

9:47 PM  
Blogger B.O.R.T. said...

There's also a certain early-era Jake Janke quality about him.

I guess that part of his appeal is that we all kinda knew a kid or two like that, and we all kinda hated him, but he hated himself even more, and we all knew it.

But do you know any ADULTS like that now?

9:49 PM  
Blogger B.O.R.T. said...

Geez, I wonder what'll happen when the day comes that Jake Janke decides to Google(TM) his own name? Will he find it here, associated with Milonakis?

9:50 PM  
Blogger fiestawizard said...

It's too bad Janke doesn't have a similar disorder. Instead I'm pretty sure he still hangs around his parents house and "grows his own," thus eliminating the need for other people. Even if he was like Milonakis today, he would be younger and also would steal your Garbage Pale Kids and other shit. I would steal is Baroness figure, be sure of that.

8:23 PM  

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