Global Sensitivity Matrix
As it turns out, O'Reilly's call for the head of Chancellor Wiley was baseless... what's new? The right wing bullshit about UW employing child molestors and other convicts is simply a farce, as one with any sense might guess. That's why I wrote this rhyme about my friend Shin-Hoo (Stanley) Park.
Stanley, Stanley, nice little face but a creepy eye
Stanley, Stanley, he's got soft hair but a creepy eye
Creepy eye, creepy eye, staring at you with no regard
Creeepy eye, creepy eye, is it looking at you or is it looking at me?
Stanley, Stanley, if you got that eye poked out it would be no harm
Stanley, Stanley, don't shave your eyebrows cause it would just makes things worse
Stanley, Stanley, nice little face but a creepy eye
Stanley, Stanley, he's got soft hair but a creepy eye
Creepy eye, creepy eye, staring at you with no regard
Creeepy eye, creepy eye, is it looking at you or is it looking at me?
Stanley, Stanley, if you got that eye poked out it would be no harm
Stanley, Stanley, don't shave your eyebrows cause it would just makes things worse
posted by fiestawizard at 12:49 PM
2 Comments:
i guess this one was written for insiders only. i shall do some research, then return armed.
Yes, insiders only. The insiders being (me) only. Are parentheses necessary there? Does that man exist? All pertinent questions.
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