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Sometimes I decide to read the personals in the local independent newspaper. I look at them all, in order to identify the best ones. Here are a few from this week's edition that I enjoyed:
47 year old disabled man seeks disabled woman paralyzed from the waist down. I love hairy legs, old movies, old country music, bowling, and snuggling. Would prefer missing a leg or breast.
This guy is asking way too much. It's difficult enough to pass the requirement of being paralyzed, but then also to have a leg or breast missing? Shit.
Female wench wanted to shiver me timber, no hand or leg a plus, patch optional, you bring rum, I'll bring a parrot, I'll walk all over ye plank, Arrrrgh!
Who has a pirate fetish? Me, Me!! Nothing I like better than a good eyepatch slung lazily across the left eye.
50-year-old man interested in wrestling, football and baseball, seeking male 21-55, kind and gentle for a relationship. Looks unimportant. I'm in a wheelchair.
Way to lead gay guys right into the, "oh, by the way, I'm in a wheelchair," trap. I love physical activity, but you'll be responsible for pushing me around for my own personal prison hell ride.
It turns out the trend this week is physical disabilities. I say it's about time that people start admitting that they're into this. And yes, pirates fall into that category and can hold their own when it comes to looking good.
47 year old disabled man seeks disabled woman paralyzed from the waist down. I love hairy legs, old movies, old country music, bowling, and snuggling. Would prefer missing a leg or breast.
This guy is asking way too much. It's difficult enough to pass the requirement of being paralyzed, but then also to have a leg or breast missing? Shit.
Female wench wanted to shiver me timber, no hand or leg a plus, patch optional, you bring rum, I'll bring a parrot, I'll walk all over ye plank, Arrrrgh!
Who has a pirate fetish? Me, Me!! Nothing I like better than a good eyepatch slung lazily across the left eye.
50-year-old man interested in wrestling, football and baseball, seeking male 21-55, kind and gentle for a relationship. Looks unimportant. I'm in a wheelchair.
Way to lead gay guys right into the, "oh, by the way, I'm in a wheelchair," trap. I love physical activity, but you'll be responsible for pushing me around for my own personal prison hell ride.
It turns out the trend this week is physical disabilities. I say it's about time that people start admitting that they're into this. And yes, pirates fall into that category and can hold their own when it comes to looking good.
posted by fiestawizard at 6:30 PM
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