Iron Fucking Maiden
Before I talk about the upcoming show, I want to mention a few notable items from my ongoing investigations:
1) I've ran into a guy several times who's walking really fast by using great arm action. Erratic arm action, I should say. His arms are about 6 feet long, and he's a silly tall drink of water. Also he moves his head to-and-fro when he walks. My first inclination is to think he's some type of dreamer, or a half-wit, or a competition walker. On the contrary he said to me, "Hey my man, what's the dog's name?" As he sped by. I said "Gem," and he said, "Gemmy." He's got a backpack and speed, be on the lookout.
2) I was walking in a neighborhood near my house when I heard some synth beats playing. It sounded like general Nintendo music, which I appreciate. I sometimes want a similar soundtrack to coincide with my investigations. As the sound became nearer, I spotted the Downs Syndrome lad as he laughed maniacally. He also had a ghetto-blaster. That was some loop fella, some loop.
3) Shortly after the previous situation occurred, I was simply minding my own business as usual as I passed by several houses. I had taken my safety for granted. That's when we ran into trouble: smooth, soft-consistency poop had been trailed down the sidwalk. My own observations led me to conclude that it was human excrement. My dog may have ate some, but I will pretend she didn't. "Can't be proven," she told me.
That's all, but in other news I am going to the concerto where Maiden will be playing songs from Powerslave, Piece of Mind, and Seventh Son of a Seventh Son album. Other bands will also be playing light to heavy tunes.
I will not post the new data yet to the main page, so you might as well quit begging. The items to enjoy today are: strawberry milk, hepatitis, handball, potato burrito at Taco John's for lunch.
The items to despise today are: tooth creams, spanish rice with you burrito (they don't have that there), people named Merton (different spellings apply)
1) I've ran into a guy several times who's walking really fast by using great arm action. Erratic arm action, I should say. His arms are about 6 feet long, and he's a silly tall drink of water. Also he moves his head to-and-fro when he walks. My first inclination is to think he's some type of dreamer, or a half-wit, or a competition walker. On the contrary he said to me, "Hey my man, what's the dog's name?" As he sped by. I said "Gem," and he said, "Gemmy." He's got a backpack and speed, be on the lookout.
2) I was walking in a neighborhood near my house when I heard some synth beats playing. It sounded like general Nintendo music, which I appreciate. I sometimes want a similar soundtrack to coincide with my investigations. As the sound became nearer, I spotted the Downs Syndrome lad as he laughed maniacally. He also had a ghetto-blaster. That was some loop fella, some loop.
3) Shortly after the previous situation occurred, I was simply minding my own business as usual as I passed by several houses. I had taken my safety for granted. That's when we ran into trouble: smooth, soft-consistency poop had been trailed down the sidwalk. My own observations led me to conclude that it was human excrement. My dog may have ate some, but I will pretend she didn't. "Can't be proven," she told me.
That's all, but in other news I am going to the concerto where Maiden will be playing songs from Powerslave, Piece of Mind, and Seventh Son of a Seventh Son album. Other bands will also be playing light to heavy tunes.
I will not post the new data yet to the main page, so you might as well quit begging. The items to enjoy today are: strawberry milk, hepatitis, handball, potato burrito at Taco John's for lunch.
The items to despise today are: tooth creams, spanish rice with you burrito (they don't have that there), people named Merton (different spellings apply)
posted by fiestawizard at 12:35 PM
8 Comments:
I like this guy. I think he's your guardian angel, just like on "Highway to Heaven."
I think *YOU* are Down Syndrome lad's guardian angel. Or he's your guardian demon. Or both, most likely.
What were the observations leading you to conclude it was human excrement?
Hepatitis and handball were had by all.
I'm expected a full review of the Maiden show, due in 1 week. In exchange, I'll review some show I went to before (filtered through a haze of fuzzy and inaccurate memories, of course, as always).
"What were the observations leading you to conclude it was human excrement?"
A: Human shit smells and looks like human shit, animal shit has its own characteristics. However, when man and beast come together as one, a whole new set of rules apply.
You will review that In Flames concert you and I went to a couple of years back. That way I can compare your silly memory lapses with reality.
Also, I debated whether it was "Down" syndrome or "Downs" Syndrome. I usually say "Down" but it sounded smarter to write "Downs." I assume that the overall proper term is in fact "Down."
you're right... controversy surrounds the medical eponym community. in days of old, all syndromes were named after the doctor who published the cases. so it was Down's Syndrome for quite some time. it's still ok to say that. now we drop the apostrophe from the syndromes, technically, although a lot of people don't. nowadays people would rather call it by it's features, for example Trisomy 21. which has a real "X-Men" ring to it. and when you think about it, aren't kids with down syndrome (et al) what the X-Men represented? Magneto being the metaphorical "kid who has to wear a helmet for various reasons."
the review i was hoping to write was of the "flock of seagulls" show at Taste of Minnesota a few years back, vs kansas opening for styx at the fargodome. BUT... "in flames" will do.
i can't believe i just used an apostrophe for the words "its"...
i can't believe i just wrote the word "words" when i meant "word"...
Yeah, there's no going back on comments here. The goods news is, you raelly only notice those things when your typing you're self. You can review one of the other concerts, but only if Styx performed Mr. Roboto... otherwise no fucking way.
was that last comment a test of it's own hypothesis? or is this one? compare and contrast, using no more than 3.5 words and 0.75 sentences, no less than 1.33 paragraphs.
anyway, yes, i will review the sytx show in that case, because i'm pretty sure that they DID play mr. roboto, as i look back on it in my mind's eye*.
*reminder: glass.
"was that last comment a test of it's own hypothesis? or is this one? compare and contrast, using no more than 3.5 words and 0.75 sentences, no less than 1.33 paragraphs."
Continual explanation, it's it.
That's it. That met the requirements, sorta. Those requirement are impossible, nice trick. I'm also willing to bet that Styx didn't play Mr. R. They never do since DeYoung left the band (heavy resentments). Also, he's allergic to light.
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