Didn't Spinal Tap write a song about this sort of thing?
From a published report that I dare not link to:
"The dead man was identified as a 45-year-old Seattle resident. According to the King County Medical Examiner's Office, he died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon. The man's death is not being investigated because it did not result from a crime, Urquhart said.
"The Seattle man's relatives said yesterday they never suspected he was involved in bestiality. They said they were surprised when they learned he had purchased a Thoroughbred stallion earlier this year. The man told his relatives he boarded the animal with some friends in Enumclaw."
Yes, and it turns out that those "friends in Enumclaw" owned & operated a little something that we might call affectionately a "Sex Farm."
So, if your relative ever just up and buys a stallion, take note of it and consider buying that relative an "internal colonic shield device."
"The dead man was identified as a 45-year-old Seattle resident. According to the King County Medical Examiner's Office, he died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon. The man's death is not being investigated because it did not result from a crime, Urquhart said.
"The Seattle man's relatives said yesterday they never suspected he was involved in bestiality. They said they were surprised when they learned he had purchased a Thoroughbred stallion earlier this year. The man told his relatives he boarded the animal with some friends in Enumclaw."
Yes, and it turns out that those "friends in Enumclaw" owned & operated a little something that we might call affectionately a "Sex Farm."
So, if your relative ever just up and buys a stallion, take note of it and consider buying that relative an "internal colonic shield device."
posted by B.O.R.T. at 1:57 AM
1 Comments:
It wasn't so much that he bought the stallion and fantasized about its huge horse penis, it's that he took it to the next level, expecting nothing but his fantasies to come true. Maybe they did? We certainly can't say that they didn't. "Living on a sex farm! (you should be more cautious or you'll destroy your colon)" How'd he even get the horse to perform that task? Better leave that to the investigators.
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