Kerosene Picnic
Hello faithful reader(s). I apologize for my general lack of posting and updating. I would like to say it's for good reason, but that really is never true... unless you're dead, and even that reason has its suspicions. You see, I've been involved with several blaxploitation projects ranging from a remake of Watermelon Man, to a kung-fu thriller ala Dolemite. Anyway, things in these parts are starting to take a general shape of horror, and I am considering option (3b) more and more everyday. Later I will tell you more about that option.
I ran into the subject of my pseudo documentary half-assed film project. He's moving away soon and he's real depressed. He must re-evaluate life he says. I encourage insanity, but can only do so much. However, I will wrap up the footage I've taken so far with this story and manipulate the entire ball of wax into something insightful... or at least funny. Things can have both attributes.
Speaking of Watermelon Man, I will later post some links - when my technology approves it. There's so many to choose from.
I ran into the subject of my pseudo documentary half-assed film project. He's moving away soon and he's real depressed. He must re-evaluate life he says. I encourage insanity, but can only do so much. However, I will wrap up the footage I've taken so far with this story and manipulate the entire ball of wax into something insightful... or at least funny. Things can have both attributes.
Speaking of Watermelon Man, I will later post some links - when my technology approves it. There's so many to choose from.
posted by fiestawizard at 10:47 PM
5 Comments:
the spammers are getting advanced. this is progress?
i was thinking of your poor depressed colleague ("subject" sounds a bit objectifying, doesn't it?), when i came upon this, which may or not ring true. i look forward to some day viewing your film, however it turns out.
also looking forward to:
-option 3(b)
-eventual new content on other site
-watermelon man items (t-shirt?)
could one make a film that is blaxploitation project AND a kung-fu thriller AND a remake of watermelon man AND a pseudo-documentary about a grad student going through an existential search/crisis? if so, it would be key to make sure it wasn't written or directed by quentin tarantino.
i also hope that someday a curious soul will type "watermelon man" into google.com and be pointed to this post.
to this future person, i ask the following question: are there flying cars yet?
Believe me, option (3b) is indeed a valid option... right now several things are going down so I have to go. Continually remind me of this option.
It shows here I posted yesterday at 3:09, perhaps it will show up later. Yes, it mentions option (3b) and how it will eventually suceed, as will the characteristic (human) matrixes I'm developing to use no you. It's not like the movie with Keanu Reeves, as it had nothing to do with real matrices.
See, the difference is that mine contain genuine fruit extracts and they're called matrixes, not matrices. You'll see. Several of my ideas are non-dissectable... this is one of them. The blunderers and idiots have shown their true colors again.
Post a Comment
<< Home