Sometimes you couldn't have said it better...
At least that's my opinion. See if you agree- here are some snippets from the weekly, "I Saw You" section of the personals.
Copps, Middleton, 5/26. I said hi insisde. You said, "Have a nice day" outside. Me, red shirt, blue shorts. You, pretty with yellow lab.
Well, shit, that could be me. She wouldn't have been the first person to call me pretty. It's so endearing.
Waiting room at Zimbrick European Import 4/25. You: getting your Audi fixed, silver Dell laptop. Me: black Dell laptop getting Benz fixed - meet for coffee?
"Wow, you sure are pathetic for wasting your time making fun of these people - even more pathetic than them." I don't care what you say, people who carry traits such as "Benz and black Dell... black hair, brown eyes, Jesus tattoo," deserve the world's torment.
Woodman's - You have a terrific smile. I saw you buy some carrots. Your move.
Next he/she will buy some dried grains and call it a done deal. My next move would be to eat the carrots without the use of my hands.
I'm putting together a presentation in the name of the Temple of the Millenium. It's Power Point variety, and allows me to have a framework, something I continually struggle for. I don't realize that sometimes the framework comes in different forms other than extreme organization that causes agitation. I just happened to get the idea whilst making a real presentation. It took my interest away from the real project, leaving me to wonder what my "real" projects really are.
I'm going to go buy Friday the 13th part 6 today at the local video store. It's only $2- plenty worth it for the song at the end- "... he's the man behind the mask, and he's out of con-trol.." Speaking of videos, if only everyone could experience the truths of the video that I made... maybe someday. Thank Ufoid for the extraordinary production; truly amazing to me. In fact, it's almost so astounding to me that it's frightening. Can we really make something like that? And then I want to do it again, and the pressure's on. Be careful.
Copps, Middleton, 5/26. I said hi insisde. You said, "Have a nice day" outside. Me, red shirt, blue shorts. You, pretty with yellow lab.
Well, shit, that could be me. She wouldn't have been the first person to call me pretty. It's so endearing.
Waiting room at Zimbrick European Import 4/25. You: getting your Audi fixed, silver Dell laptop. Me: black Dell laptop getting Benz fixed - meet for coffee?
"Wow, you sure are pathetic for wasting your time making fun of these people - even more pathetic than them." I don't care what you say, people who carry traits such as "Benz and black Dell... black hair, brown eyes, Jesus tattoo," deserve the world's torment.
Woodman's - You have a terrific smile. I saw you buy some carrots. Your move.
Next he/she will buy some dried grains and call it a done deal. My next move would be to eat the carrots without the use of my hands.
I'm putting together a presentation in the name of the Temple of the Millenium. It's Power Point variety, and allows me to have a framework, something I continually struggle for. I don't realize that sometimes the framework comes in different forms other than extreme organization that causes agitation. I just happened to get the idea whilst making a real presentation. It took my interest away from the real project, leaving me to wonder what my "real" projects really are.
I'm going to go buy Friday the 13th part 6 today at the local video store. It's only $2- plenty worth it for the song at the end- "... he's the man behind the mask, and he's out of con-trol.." Speaking of videos, if only everyone could experience the truths of the video that I made... maybe someday. Thank Ufoid for the extraordinary production; truly amazing to me. In fact, it's almost so astounding to me that it's frightening. Can we really make something like that? And then I want to do it again, and the pressure's on. Be careful.
posted by fiestawizard at 3:40 PM
2 Comments:
Alice Cooper beee-yatch!!! Yeah!
As far as the notorious video goes: B.o.R.t. believes what he sees, beeee-yacktches! Bring it on!
omygodhelpme
My house, 2 nights ago: You -- waving your fist in white-knuckled rage. Me -- innocently saying, "What moustache?"
One thing, be-yitch: This person who thinks he might be in love (cuz I'm pretty sure that only men and maybe lesbians write these types of desperation ads), the social leper with the conspicuous consumption issues...
If you can afford a Benz, or an Audi, and you think you're cool... look down at your laptop again. Does it say "Apple" or anything? "Macbook" or "Macbook Pro" or anything? Hmmm? If not, you need to check yourself B4 U wreck yrself, biznitch. EXPECIALLY if it, in fact, says "DELL" like a big fat loser without any eyebrows.
Your pal,
B.0.R.Th.*
*written on my Dell, in my Prius, in the Rainforest Cafe, my hand inside my leather Prada panties, in my pants, made by Mattel.
also, i'm excited about the powerpoint presentation. great idea, should have thought of that a long time ago! extra points for needless homemade graphs/charts!
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