Trapped in the Cold, Metal Hands

Captured by Robots!? Yes, I have been. Please send help. This one Jewish Rabbi has also been captured by the bots- a holy man in the cold, dead hands of metal. That's what Captured by Robots! is all about. I suggest you see the show if you haven't- it's cheap and the robots will perform a wedding for you. Last night five or six weddings were performed by the robots, and for those people, they likely had a difficult morning trying to put the pieces together. "What happened?" "I think we got married by robots last night." "Does that mean that we have joined the robot race?" "I think so... I think so..." "Well then, I guess we should keep quiet about it so we can get a share of the wealth that will be provided by the soon to be robotic takeover." The good news is you don't have to get married; it's only optional. But... there is that potential power you might attain. So, check out the Captured by Robots! website, wherever it may be. I haven't done the research yet, but I will assign that to you all (all of the readers that is). Also, B.O.R.T. (Bionic Organic Rudimentary Transgender) is a robot anyway according to profile information, so I guess he could do it.

Now here's the new educational program. Specifically it's for you idiots that are using wood from Home Depot to make your balance beam. You guys are so stupid for that. Hell's Jesus.