Bomb threats still leave a good many in laughter

I still (formerly secretly) like when people do this. The poor young man will now spend the holidays in a cage more lonely than the Applebee's kitchen. But really, bomb threats in Applebee's really a threat? Yes. Do you want all of the baby-back ribs, and... other good food that Applebee's has blown to bits by a disgruntled cook's poorly constructed nail bomb? Once when I went to AB-s I received a small cup, or pile, of frozen baked beans. Upon eating said beans, I gagged quietly and let the beans fall from my lower lip. I notified the waitress, and was thus notified that that's how those beans are served, and fancy restaurants in places such as Fargo and Minot are doing it that way. I was left only to think about how I lacked culture and taste.