Friday, November 17, 2006

Harmony-mony

Well, your little ploy worked, which is why you're a "wizard," and it is a fiesta right now at my house, thanks to you and Chris "Corky Thatcher" Burke of Life Goes On fame.

Now, Chris Burke is a guy I can look up to. He's honest and genuine, not an insincere and solitary weiner like me. I mean, not like me... like SOME people I know. This one guy. Todd Kilton. You'll never meet him, probably, but he's a real phony jerk. (His goatee ain't even real!)

So when I heard the clip of Chris Burke's "Forever Friends," yes, I was happier than before. For one brief moment. When I heard "Ob-La-Di" it was like I was on a drifting cloud-ship of chocolate candycane raindrop bridges. "A world of kindness," indeed.

Did you know the Chris Burke was born in 1965?! He's no kid! He's older than a lot of people! But he's got a childlike sense of wonder and I'm trying to be honest here... that's pretty amazing. I think that people with Down Syndrome (no apostrophe, get used to it, it's the 21st century!) have true gifts that others can't quite comprehend. They have an extra chromosome, for God's sake! (note the correct usage of apostrophe there) They don't really have a "Professor X" type of figure, but consider for a moment, just imagine if they did, who would it be?

I submit to you the following: it might be Chris Burke.

1 Comments:

Blogger fiestawizard said...

You know, I've heard his songs before, and on a certain level, I feel like he was forced to make them. In musical ways, they remind me of Wesley Willi; some looped song used over and over again (although I didn't listen to them just now due to slow connections and the like, but as I recall...).

"Brother Nature thanks for the massage?" I must have missed something. As far as I'm concerned, the story I'd like to stick to is that Chris Burke lives as his character Corky - his little vacation on that diamond rasberry candycane raindrop cloud or whatever.

And, more importantly, I learned a lot about Down's Syndrome I guess, mainly I've deduced that X-men is a lengthy, ridiculous consipiracy created by the advocacy groups in order to get me to support "differences," and to suggest that those with them may possess "special abilities." Sure, that's what all the moms said... and you are capable of doing anything you want, which ends up being listening to Shania Twain or a looped keyboard tune repeatedly while watching the men across the street repair the curb and gutter.

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