My new haircut
So, I guess responsiveness to my postings will continue to diminish within the next 9 months if the usual process is followed. Who even guessed that a cold, heartless machine like B.O.R.T. had it in him? Me. I would have made that prediction anyday. As you probably already understood, robots are created to "keep the scene alive." If there's one thing that's included in their complex programming, and it happens to be the only thing, because everything else is either obsolete, magnetically damaged, or evil, then it must be the program that allows them to multiply. It's now been proven... my first theorem of robotic existence I call it.
So, to prove all this, I'm gonna go ahead and get that Bruce Willis (Moonlighting era) haircut I've been talking about at every family holiday. Thanks a lot mom.
Fiesta "french toast kid" Wizard
So, to prove all this, I'm gonna go ahead and get that Bruce Willis (Moonlighting era) haircut I've been talking about at every family holiday. Thanks a lot mom.
Fiesta "french toast kid" Wizard
posted by fiestawizard at 12:43 PM
1 Comments:
well, i'm part bionic, part organic, not a cyborg, you know. so i had it "in me" in the sense that my creator, the self-assembling automaton Clesius XTOR-603 of Honduras, imbued all the products of its output with a certain tendency to replicate out of inner drive for pleasurable inter-species interaction.
now, yes, the other parts of me are killing machine/just downright mean, but that's why i was also given this fabulous crimson cape to wear (emblazoned for no good reason with the international 'biohazard' symbol). the cape fools no one, but it DOES hold me back in terms of not wanting to bloody it up with human entrails and so on. even though the crimson blends in, color-wise.
your haircut will change your outlook on some things (e.g., your own head). others will remain the same (e.g., your micro-climate; your legs). but others will enjoy it, too. bruce willis, rest his eternal soul, would have approved.
oh, yeah, though, you're right about me being even less responsive to postings, perhaps. OR, maybe i'll be inspired, in all the coming anxiety and excitement, to post myself. who knows.
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