Your table of contents itself reveals the feast of metaphorical and metaphysical delights that await the reader and which in fact were endured and coped with appropriately and adequately in reality by the creator!
"Stress-Strain Behavior" <--> "Flexural Strength"
"Loading" <--> "Toughness"
"Failure Modes" <--> "Strength"
"Compressive and Tensile" <--> "Load Deflection"
"Experimental Test" <--> "Curing"
The figures, so beautiful in their color, undergird a rich framework of jargon-prose and magick-seeming formulae.
Congratulations and accolades are to be enjoyed fully by the creator for the ways that he has manifested the qualities so well-tested and well-described in his creation. I am crying tears of joy and smiling a toothy grin of adulation now! ROCK ON.
Thanks for participating in our spirit building exercises. We have strong hopes that it will erase your self-doubt and overall feelings of guilt and disgust with yourself.
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Your table of contents itself reveals the feast of metaphorical and metaphysical delights that await the reader and which in fact were endured and coped with appropriately and adequately in reality by the creator!
"Stress-Strain Behavior" <--> "Flexural Strength"
"Loading" <--> "Toughness"
"Failure Modes" <--> "Strength"
"Compressive and Tensile" <--> "Load Deflection"
"Experimental Test" <--> "Curing"
The figures, so beautiful in their color, undergird a rich framework of jargon-prose and magick-seeming formulae.
Congratulations and accolades are to be enjoyed fully by the creator for the ways that he has manifested the qualities so well-tested and well-described in his creation. I am crying tears of joy and smiling a toothy grin of adulation now! ROCK ON.
I hope the same is said by the committee members.
Thanks
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