A thought relinquishing method

As the title suggests, I have many. Many, many, many my friends. I have no need to unleash them. This will be a post containing multiple items with much less detail than that guy with OCD uses. Wow! Just read his latest blog entry.

1) It is hot as Mongolian shit in here. Ouch.

2) I saw this kid at the local street fest this past weekend:



What are 8-year old kids up to these days? Being awesome at doing stuff that's what. I could never master the recorder, and I was barely able to operate a tape recorder. In the new technological age, kids are able to process tasks more efficiently (like high-speed computers) and sharply hone their ultra awesome skills.

Other items, listed in order of estimated popularity among audience:

1) My dog's gelatinous diarrhea returns. Holy shit.

2)This was overheard (in summary):

A stick figure with no arms
It was on top of the lemon drop jar
Six pennies were stacked neatly by him
They were the tone of copper that you enjoy
You are also a stoner

Non-specific monetary consumption
Relieved his lack of focus
But made him an evil kreeden
He distorted reality for amusement
And sold his soul for rock ‘n’ roll

3) I went to work. No progress was made. No progress was made on my system of progress tracking (see previous post)

4) I'm going to start applying fees. I'll explain this later.