Cat Lovers Unite
You'll all appreciate this. I'm just glad it ended the way it did:
Cat friend/fiend
Cat friend/fiend
Labels: cringer, homoerotic cat fantasy, josie's on a vacation far away, journey lovers, man-at-arms, the ouitfield
posted by fiestawizard at 12:33 AM
4 Comments:
I like it but why that song? ? Is He-man in love with that cat? Is it a cat? A tiger maybe...
That cat is Cringer, He-Man's go-to feline friend. When He-Man transforms into himself, he also transforms his giant house cat into a death machine named Battle Cat. Rock 'n roll!
prince adam:
"you've turned me on, since the moment i saw you... and there were other girls before, don't think you're special, because you're not, it's cool, whatever."
battle cat: don't do me like that. don't do me like that. what if i love you baby? don't do me like that.
prince adam: "i will turn into he-man and ride you, yes i will."
cringer: "your sword is long and crackling with the power of grayskull. please don't touch me. i have a headache."
he-man: "teeeeeeeeeeeeela. he's trying to pull a fast one on old he-man."
cringe-cat: "hey muscles, where's my gigantic litter box?"
tree-man: "i will hoist you up into the sky."
orko: "can i get some?"
mechaneck: "i know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise. i can see for miles, and miles, and miles, and miles, and miles."
king randor: "oh yeah-ah."
flea-man: "i am a flea, i'm breaking up with you, cat."
cat: [snoozing on a warm lap]
lap: "oh yeah-ah."
It seems their relations were more complex than I had figured on. At least they know where to place their lyrics, unlike me.
Fiestawizard: Remember when the days were long
And rolled beneath a deep blue sky
Didn't have a care in the world
With mommy and daddy standing by.
BORT: Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror.
Fiestawizard: Sorry man. I guess it's not all rainbow dream candy and mountain meadows.
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