Chernobyl was a cancer joke

This is the real thing. Ha! Real cult members really do look like you'd expect - a cross between Dracula and a cave man, and I ain't talkin' about those cave men in that disastrous sitcom spun off from Geico (?)!




Apparently part of the reason for starting a cult is, "our cars suck man. They're so out of date. I guess that's how it is here in Russia. We should start a cult. Hopefully we'll be out of the cave in time for the new Indiana Jones Movie."