Sunday, July 20, 2008

The Progress Patterns



Have any interest in succeeding? How about just making some general progress? Well my friend, it may not be as simple as it seems. Just try for yourself, you'll see. Soon you'll be facing the most common hurdles: harsh criticism, higher than usual utility bills, teenage angst, slow leaks and drug-induced comas, to name a few.

So how, you ask, can these things be overcome? It just doesn't seem possible. And indeed, it is impossible, however, with my newly developed system, you might at least achieve the ideal of not understanding the accepted and societal definition of progress, a condition which I like to refer to as progress nirvana (here, nirvana is not related to state achieved in buddhist practice, but rather to the cutting-edge grunge rock appeal of the early 90s band).


The entire program will be released soon, including the usual figures, tables, and diagrams, as soon as I prove that it is legitimate through achieving my own success. In short, it entails detailed summaries of the days events, including at least one photograph and one summarizing mantra that you create. The results are compared to your own developed "pattern" which includes your own subjective progress reality. As I said, I'll explain later - let the frustration of these vague words die on their own. Unless, of course, that feeling is part of your primary progress support system.

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