Lest the beast is deceased

Tomorrow, two (2) months since the last post. As the economy screams in pain, so does this blog. The same story seems to re-seed itself bi-monthly.

Just as the gorillas that dog the deaf, this blog is dogged by its former acquaintances. Insults and general defamation are key characteristics.

Since the last post I traveled to Germany and was introduced to a dangerous lemon fungal drink. My dog also got diabetes. Wolford Brimley has diabetes too, and can easily obtain supplies from Liberty. My dog can't even use the phone or internet, so she depends on my liberty for her health. The world is a strange place. I still can't speak German and I know they're taking advantage of this in an unholy way.

But, we digress from the primary points - laughter, humiliation, and chaos. This is what keeps the world turning. When did you say we would all start burning?