A call to tourists, a cult of personality
I'm throwing this out here now, in this blogosphere, with the hopes of someday turning it into an actual solicitation:
Lost in the American urban environment? International tourists contact me today! If you're planning a trip to my area, please contact me today for immediate accommodations and the chance to see how the locals live . Well-lit living room and decent bathroom facilities with optional toiletries. Instead of dealing with pushy salespeople trying to sell you time-shares, you now have the privilege of sitting down with me face to face for philosophical musings, American jokes, and apple pie.
Is anybody trying this sort of solicitation? Could it get you in some sort of bad situation? Maybe. But, worth the risk I say. Pass this message onto 15 international friends and eliminate the risk of computer failure.
Lost in the American urban environment? International tourists contact me today! If you're planning a trip to my area, please contact me today for immediate accommodations and the chance to see how the locals live . Well-lit living room and decent bathroom facilities with optional toiletries. Instead of dealing with pushy salespeople trying to sell you time-shares, you now have the privilege of sitting down with me face to face for philosophical musings, American jokes, and apple pie.
Is anybody trying this sort of solicitation? Could it get you in some sort of bad situation? Maybe. But, worth the risk I say. Pass this message onto 15 international friends and eliminate the risk of computer failure.
posted by fiestawizard at 9:58 PM
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