The Canarian Difference

The oft forgotten about lands of the Canaries, laden with transvestite, geriatric Germans and salted potatoes (Canarian style). The land is a wonder, but if you dare travel there, pray to the God of your choosing that you don't end up in a hospital watching a BBC news loop for upwards of 24 hours with the taste of stomach bile still in your mouth. A real hell ride. Then thank your God for the sun and its healing powers.