D&D and Diamonds

I bumped into a former child star
They always fly on planes rather than drive cars
I watch the world go by from a 3 inch drum
At this point in his life he would kill you for a crumb

Over the carpet and into a chair
So quiet now he disturbs not even a hair
He eats string cheese at will
And calls you by your first name, Bill
He squirms and he writhes
Public anxiety, even when he flies

He has the look of a father
But not him would you bother
For he's a former child celebrity
And he has a name too
He is named Screech, and he's just like you.