We blew out the tires on the Buick Regal. I blew out my knee. Rails of steel rule again.

Generation x, generation y. I guess I am technically a member of both generations, at least according to Wikipedia. This fact is not important. It's definitely not impressive. Both generations have disallowed history's venom to grow into an immunity. That's okay though. Just think about what the future might hold. Hold on for one more day they say. Break free right from the chains they say. As envenomed as history might be, it amazes me that it actually is absorbed so slowly over time. I guess this is the ultimate truth. The ultimate truth is right outside your front door they say. But, as history has proven repeatedly, we fail to exercise our right to walk out there and look. Instead we listen to Jack Lamprey albums and play Twister with Carrot Top videos playing in the background. They were $1.99 at Goodwill. I saw a chair there for over $500. Wow.