All the good kids are chanting Dangerous mantras
Obviously my posts are intermittently transmitted to creepy suckers like you. And what a sucker you are. Boy, what a sucker
Bands of teenagers roam wild here. The street sweeper is next, although they carry less than $5 at any given time. My good friend Charles Vignor says that 1 out 10 teenagers in Milwaukee is currently a known mob member, while another 3 out of 10 are members of local mobs, but do not realize it. They will be apologizing to their moms later.
Anyway, I hate getting bogged down in bogs of criminal activity. I start to wilt away inside, not because I'm a positive person, but because the quality of crime has decreased proportionally with the strength of the economy. Boring. Five years ago some Russian transvestites would have been starting a magic death cult near the lake front and selling coke to politicians.
Oh well. Things going on: a giant Farmer's Insurance zeppelin is by my house. Amazingly, it's the largest in America. Not so amazing though considering there are only two zeppelins in the US. America and the Meat Puppets this Saturday - be there or not. Neil Peart will not be there, contrary to what I still believe, and that's okay. He's kind of an arrogant asshole anyway. The Whitest Kids U' Know, possibly the best show on cable, is now done - too bad. Cable is way too expensive again. I'm also gonna watch Blade Runner. It was a Philip K. Dick novel called, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" This title is better than Blade Runner, but you know how Hollywood works.
Bands of teenagers roam wild here. The street sweeper is next, although they carry less than $5 at any given time. My good friend Charles Vignor says that 1 out 10 teenagers in Milwaukee is currently a known mob member, while another 3 out of 10 are members of local mobs, but do not realize it. They will be apologizing to their moms later.
Anyway, I hate getting bogged down in bogs of criminal activity. I start to wilt away inside, not because I'm a positive person, but because the quality of crime has decreased proportionally with the strength of the economy. Boring. Five years ago some Russian transvestites would have been starting a magic death cult near the lake front and selling coke to politicians.
Oh well. Things going on: a giant Farmer's Insurance zeppelin is by my house. Amazingly, it's the largest in America. Not so amazing though considering there are only two zeppelins in the US. America and the Meat Puppets this Saturday - be there or not. Neil Peart will not be there, contrary to what I still believe, and that's okay. He's kind of an arrogant asshole anyway. The Whitest Kids U' Know, possibly the best show on cable, is now done - too bad. Cable is way too expensive again. I'm also gonna watch Blade Runner. It was a Philip K. Dick novel called, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" This title is better than Blade Runner, but you know how Hollywood works.
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