Michigan Militia once again fails on promised attack
Once, twice, three times... I lose count. How many times has the Michigan militia strategized an assault, then didn't come through because the situation somehow was resolved or ended? Lots of times, that's how many. Just last year they were planning "Operation Mindcrime," that is, of course, until they realized that Geoff Tate had already done that. Maybe after I call them pussies here, they will proceed with "Operation kill that guy in Wisconsin."
Operation Resurrection
Operation Resurrection
posted by fiestawizard at 2:52 PM
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I like how the militia fellow says that "we the people" are the little-known "4th branch" of government. He's so fucking wrong!
As I found out back in the summer of 1998b when I was sitting on the Stillwater docks -- silently, solitarily, dealing with hour 6 of a particularly harsh ride of peyote and 3,6-CMT-DX -- the 4th branch of the US government is, in fact, the K'ietor of Candalbrot-9.
They are a giant race of controlling cat-overlords and they crave oil.
(You thought I was going to say The Reptilians, didn't you?)
Wow, had I known that I would have never instigated a war with them. Sorry guys, for the future pain and slow bleeding we will all suffer as our oil supplies are plundered and our women scratched beyone belief by the monstrous robotic cat claws that are to be. Sorry.
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