You, too, can be mercilessly slaughtered!
Hi, friends. I'm here to tell you, it would be awesome if you'd join up with me and my buds out here in Eee-rack! It's fucking awesome and shit! I always liked G.I. Joe when I was a lad, and now, my lads, here's your chance to become "Snake Eyes," "Chuckles," or, even, if your ass ain't grass, "Roadblock." Also, "Bazooka." Also, "Shanker."
And, anyway, another one bites the dust.
(play that backwards)
And, anyway, another one bites the dust.
(play that backwards)
posted by B.O.R.T. at 8:20 PM
5 Comments:
I would sign up, but my weight is not proportionate to my height. That's an important requirement by the way. No stumpy folk allowed.
Also, Chuckles sucks. As a sidenote, Ufoid has lost interest in going to visit the computer lab at the school that he dropped out of. Have you ever heard of empathy assholes? He was afraid of an outpouring of insults from the "team" here, but I assured him no such thing would occur.
Shanker- he posessed great foot skills and was second in command to Main Frame on the GI Joe master system (it was really just like the Sega Master system, but larger). His glasses were his life demise. He looked so real...
... but he was only made of wax.
In terms of Ufoid, I have tons of empathy for the man, and wish him luck in his new job sifting coal dust. As soon as he's ready to "man up" as they say, I for one am ready to welcome him back with a big party full of balloons and happiness and also warm duck meat.
So tell him that. If he needs money to buy his own computer and internet connection, one way he could do that would be do sell things, for example his "seed." Just a thought.
He's Catholic and selling The Seed is forbidden, just as selling his body is forbidden- "The Forbidden Man Whore" is what it says in the Catho-handbook for dummies. Mainly, he stays away from light sources and screams loudly in the confines of his basement apartment. Goddamnit.
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