Fucking Ridiculous Motherfuckers (or, How To Be a Bitch)
Me being the bitch, that is. I just went to TARGET, and this is what happened:
(as detailed in this heavily abridged LOC, letter of complaint, or level of consciousness)...
To whom it may concern: This evening, I ... spent about 30 minutes picking ... paper towels, cat litter, soap... wrote a check. ... helpful and pleasant clerk Mohamed tried to cash it ... he could not ... no ID. ... The ... manager (Jodi, no last name provided ... informed me that ... it was "for my protection," ... ridiculous ... whole ordeal was a complete waste ... condescending interaction ... could have gone to ... my neighborhood hardware store ... next time, I will! ... Sincerely, B.O.R.T.
(as detailed in this heavily abridged LOC, letter of complaint, or level of consciousness)...
To whom it may concern: This evening, I ... spent about 30 minutes picking ... paper towels, cat litter, soap... wrote a check. ... helpful and pleasant clerk Mohamed tried to cash it ... he could not ... no ID. ... The ... manager (Jodi, no last name provided ... informed me that ... it was "for my protection," ... ridiculous ... whole ordeal was a complete waste ... condescending interaction ... could have gone to ... my neighborhood hardware store ... next time, I will! ... Sincerely, B.O.R.T.
posted by B.O.R.T. at 9:17 PM
2 Comments:
shitty corporate response:
Dear B.O.R.T.,
I understand you had a difficult time with our check acceptance procedures,
and I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
You're welcome to pay by check at Target, but . . . (snip)
At Target we expect our team members to help you in a professional manner.
The attitude and behavior you describe for the Store Manager aren't
consistent with our guest service philosophy. . . . (snip)
. . . your compliment regarding Mohammed's attempted assistance has
been noted and will be shared with him and his supervisor. For your
information, Target does not provide the last names of its team members for
security reasons.
----- BEST PART COMES NOW ----
Great products. Great value. And a great shopping experience -- every time
you visit our store. That's what Target is all about. Your feedback is a
big help to us, and I'll be sure to share your comments with our Store
Operations team.
Thanks for shopping with us. I hope we'll see you again soon at Target.
Sincerely,
Heather
Target Guest Relations
www.target.com
If you can't beat them, join them. That's to say, go work at Target and they can no longer pull this shit on you. Or can they???
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