Why? Because I care.

Once again, this is what I do when I'm supposed to be helping the kids. Did you all hear about the new finger incident? Quoth Mr. Stowers:

"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream... to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is."

After further investigation, he screamed. I couldn't have made up a quote better than his own. Poor Clarence should have never wished so hard that the finger was candy. He could have saved himself a lot of trouble and horror.

For fun, do this:

All you needed was a montage