Monday, June 11, 2007

Sorrow for Ballister Repealed

All of those things Dean said and I repeated without explicit permission (although I did have implicit permission)... I apologized. Now I'm not sorry:


From the Isthmus weekly paper

"A Dane County judge bars
Dean L. Ballister, 51, from setting foot on the UW-Madison campus until 2011. Several women accused Ballister of harassment and threats. Ballister claimed he was simply trying to to meet women by coming to campus events."



I heard that the provost was anything but pleased about this. Well, looks like theMay '08 graduation date is gonna be pushed on back to May '12.

2 Comments:

Blogger B.O.R.T. said...

i bet that this type of problem was also something that contributed to his divorce.

"we're so sorry, uncle albert/ we're so sorry if we caused you any pain/ we're sorry, uncle albert/ but there's no one left at home and i believe it's gonna rain... hands across the water (water), hands across the sky..."

You see the symbolism here of course. this beatles song was written ABOUT wellstein, years ago, predicting the events that have transpired today (i.e., the future).

"hands across the water" refers to lakes mendota and menona and the "helping hands" of the police, every time he sets foot on state property. the "sky" refers to his spirit, which is crushed.

now only one thing is clear: albert wellstein must take down paul mccartney. "number 9, number 9, number 9...... paul is dead, turn me on dead man."

backmasking is the wave of the past... long live maskbacking!

8:37 AM  
Blogger fiestawizard said...

Amazingly (wonderously so), Albert needs no encouragement from McCartney's Peter-Pan advice (as Billy Joel once said). He's a lifetime patron of perversion, and nobody, not even the Latina-loving UW cops, can help him now.

10:03 AM  

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