Flesh and Soul Infiltration Device
A new city, a new set of boundaries. For BORT, a new child, a new set of pajama pants and a "World's Best Dad" coffee mug. Congratulations.
Many a new thing to report, but I haven't quite sorted them all out yet. That, of course, is nothing new for me, the master of mal-sorting and general malfunction. I did, however, take a look at what's going on in the city via Craigslist. If you haven't ever taken a look at the local personal groups, you should. While some people are simply looking for that old lost friend named Todd, others are meeting up to play board games, discuss the nature of friendship, work on exravagant but not yet finished projects (yard improvement, low-budget film), and watch the Cartoon Network. I plan to get a piece of the pie myself, but I have not yet figured out where to start. I do live by some large plant facility, probably built for manufacturing formaldehyde. I guess that's a good a starting place as any.
I also thought I might start another blog called "Westernize Milwaukee (authored by Terrence (pronounce tear-ence) Darius McCreedy." It will be in direct opposition to Visualize Milwaukee, the site that seeks to gentrify the city and erase any trace of its past. Westernizing Milwaukee has much more appeal. For example, more McDonald's could go here, and new American clothing styles could be pushed. Also, drinking light beer, driving trucks, wearing wind pants and hair cream, and listening to Nickelback and Christina Aguilera could be suggested (note: those western styles may be out of date by publication time. Also I am way behind in western styles and kind of a loser). This brain child of mine, that I've been massaging the warm face of and feeding oatmeal and butter fat for several months shows that it doesn't take a genius to come up with something more creative and practical than real estate development. Today, I've heard that this accounts for 90% of difficulties and 30% of head trauma. You understand.
I'm sweating now, and must leave this abruptly. Thanks you.
Many a new thing to report, but I haven't quite sorted them all out yet. That, of course, is nothing new for me, the master of mal-sorting and general malfunction. I did, however, take a look at what's going on in the city via Craigslist. If you haven't ever taken a look at the local personal groups, you should. While some people are simply looking for that old lost friend named Todd, others are meeting up to play board games, discuss the nature of friendship, work on exravagant but not yet finished projects (yard improvement, low-budget film), and watch the Cartoon Network. I plan to get a piece of the pie myself, but I have not yet figured out where to start. I do live by some large plant facility, probably built for manufacturing formaldehyde. I guess that's a good a starting place as any.
I also thought I might start another blog called "Westernize Milwaukee (authored by Terrence (pronounce tear-ence) Darius McCreedy." It will be in direct opposition to Visualize Milwaukee, the site that seeks to gentrify the city and erase any trace of its past. Westernizing Milwaukee has much more appeal. For example, more McDonald's could go here, and new American clothing styles could be pushed. Also, drinking light beer, driving trucks, wearing wind pants and hair cream, and listening to Nickelback and Christina Aguilera could be suggested (note: those western styles may be out of date by publication time. Also I am way behind in western styles and kind of a loser). This brain child of mine, that I've been massaging the warm face of and feeding oatmeal and butter fat for several months shows that it doesn't take a genius to come up with something more creative and practical than real estate development. Today, I've heard that this accounts for 90% of difficulties and 30% of head trauma. You understand.
I'm sweating now, and must leave this abruptly. Thanks you.
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