Lifeforce recycling
Ahhh, another cold fucking Wisconsin morning it was. Finally below zero, just the way we like it, but not as much as those poor fools stranded in the land-locked geographical center of the continent, where cold Canadian breezes sweep in and settle down for the season, destroying all hope of an adequate human existence. Well, for me, it's not so bad, I scampered south... of all of that... or most of that. I sit here now, raising my internal voice to counter the dead silence of the frigid exterior. It does not work. The cold continues to scream. I travel to the semi-warmth of New Mexico in one week to get in touch with my native roots - Cherokee people, Cherokee Pride - I'm too proud to live, and way to proud to die.
Even with this fact in hand, the cold lures me to a shallow, putrid, watery grave somewhere near the Great lake. Politically, this is also occurring, but the grave, by necessity, is much deeper and far more putrid. By comparison, it's Lake Baikal, heavily polluted with paper mill filth. Most recently, a turnover in government has led to millions of dollars of lost funding for public projects and a giant pile of old Hall and Oates records outside of major government offices. Both were examples of the fleecing of American citizens and the latter was clearly just plain old humiliating. Was Joe Biden really still listening to that shit? He used to look like Daryl Hall, mostly noted as being the best blue-eyed soul singer in the world. This aside, Biden himself has recently announced another $53 billion for high-speed rail. What?!?!? Oh shit - this could cause another cluster of bleeding hemorrhoids for the states that (my own included) that rejected the millions previously set aside for this type of work. The only hope is in hope itself - that the money takes 4 years to come down the pipe so that we have the opportunity to elect a new set of officials to (again) accept the money. Obviously, this is unlikely since that for this to happen, the current administration will have to be re-elected. Am I advocating longer or shorter government terms? I'm not really sure, but I think I'm leaning towards the longer such that legislation can't simply be stifled for 2 years to prevent the cancer of proposed legislation created solely for the purpose of campaigning. Oh, Christ, who the fuck cares? I guess this is the difference between my posts now and 6 years ago - at that time I actually thought things mattered. Boy was I just a boy. Now I know why people stick to the raw underground sound of Hall and Oates for so long after they've reached their pinnacle.
In other news, the Packers won the Super Bowl, which caused people to spend an estimated $10.1 billion (1/5 of the cost of an advanced high speed rail network!), and Howard Stern is now on Twitter. Are you happy now? I've been bombarded for two weeks with evidence of how God has blessed this fair state to allow for the shot of a lifetime. "This is the best day of my life," many locals were caught saying on TV. The TV programming, much to the chagrin of said locals, was broadcast to the general public. In addition, other reports of Packers players now on Twitter was also reported. Was the cold sending me to the wet nightmarish grave or was the grave coming to me?
Even with this fact in hand, the cold lures me to a shallow, putrid, watery grave somewhere near the Great lake. Politically, this is also occurring, but the grave, by necessity, is much deeper and far more putrid. By comparison, it's Lake Baikal, heavily polluted with paper mill filth. Most recently, a turnover in government has led to millions of dollars of lost funding for public projects and a giant pile of old Hall and Oates records outside of major government offices. Both were examples of the fleecing of American citizens and the latter was clearly just plain old humiliating. Was Joe Biden really still listening to that shit? He used to look like Daryl Hall, mostly noted as being the best blue-eyed soul singer in the world. This aside, Biden himself has recently announced another $53 billion for high-speed rail. What?!?!? Oh shit - this could cause another cluster of bleeding hemorrhoids for the states that (my own included) that rejected the millions previously set aside for this type of work. The only hope is in hope itself - that the money takes 4 years to come down the pipe so that we have the opportunity to elect a new set of officials to (again) accept the money. Obviously, this is unlikely since that for this to happen, the current administration will have to be re-elected. Am I advocating longer or shorter government terms? I'm not really sure, but I think I'm leaning towards the longer such that legislation can't simply be stifled for 2 years to prevent the cancer of proposed legislation created solely for the purpose of campaigning. Oh, Christ, who the fuck cares? I guess this is the difference between my posts now and 6 years ago - at that time I actually thought things mattered. Boy was I just a boy. Now I know why people stick to the raw underground sound of Hall and Oates for so long after they've reached their pinnacle.
In other news, the Packers won the Super Bowl, which caused people to spend an estimated $10.1 billion (1/5 of the cost of an advanced high speed rail network!), and Howard Stern is now on Twitter. Are you happy now? I've been bombarded for two weeks with evidence of how God has blessed this fair state to allow for the shot of a lifetime. "This is the best day of my life," many locals were caught saying on TV. The TV programming, much to the chagrin of said locals, was broadcast to the general public. In addition, other reports of Packers players now on Twitter was also reported. Was the cold sending me to the wet nightmarish grave or was the grave coming to me?
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