More G.I. Joe-type Antics from our Overseers
Just when you thought that all the fucktard ideas for stealing our tax dollars had been exhausted, the Department of Homeland InSecurity comes up with a ringer:
From the article:
" 'We are long overdue for a passenger aircraft to be taken down by a shoulder-launched missile,' said Representative John L. Mica, Republican of Florida, who is pushing for the systems to be installed. 'We have been extremely, extremely lucky.' "
Once again, Florida comes through with pure unbridled smartitude and wisdomness.
"Northrop Grumman and BAE Systems are competing to build the devices, which rely on plane-mounted sensors that detect heat-seeking missiles and then automatically fire infrared lasers to jam or confuse the missiles' guidance systems. The defense would be used for about a 50-mile area around airports, while planes land or take off."
Yep, that's right, LASERS! Awesome!!! Will they be blue, or red? Their color will indicate whether we're the good guys or the bad guys.
I have a feeling that this is leading us one step closer to the day that the machines take over. Oh, well.
Next innovation: the Thunder Machine!
(... as you might have already guessed, I am at work and currently not working very hard...)
From the article:
" 'We are long overdue for a passenger aircraft to be taken down by a shoulder-launched missile,' said Representative John L. Mica, Republican of Florida, who is pushing for the systems to be installed. 'We have been extremely, extremely lucky.' "
Once again, Florida comes through with pure unbridled smartitude and wisdomness.
"Northrop Grumman and BAE Systems are competing to build the devices, which rely on plane-mounted sensors that detect heat-seeking missiles and then automatically fire infrared lasers to jam or confuse the missiles' guidance systems. The defense would be used for about a 50-mile area around airports, while planes land or take off."
Yep, that's right, LASERS! Awesome!!! Will they be blue, or red? Their color will indicate whether we're the good guys or the bad guys.
I have a feeling that this is leading us one step closer to the day that the machines take over. Oh, well.
Next innovation: the Thunder Machine!
(... as you might have already guessed, I am at work and currently not working very hard...)
posted by B.O.R.T. at 5:22 PM
1 Comments:
Real life laser beams in action... it's about time. Thank you. I looked at the old GI equipment more than I thought about the new defense apparati, as it was easier to shoulder. That is what you do at work; look at old equipment that is.
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