A Crushing, win one now!
Check out the new updates to Dimensional Fury. More are on the way, since I just took a picture of another religious monument that will be sure to please the eye a'plenty. Good luck suckers.
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Go here for potential gains in self-worth
posted by fiestawizard at 6:12 PM
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Thanks to reading your post, my self-worth has been increased by +150. I have advanced to level 6, which means I have learned a new spell! It's "Fire of Worth." You're engulfed in a "blue-pink self-esteem cloud" for 30-90 seconds and come out of it with a shit-eating grin and lots of motivational ideals to strive for (yet smelling of kitten's urine, which is the price you pay).
The story was intriguing and full of what the psychiatrists call "loose associations", like a delusional bipolar man explaing his day. Who doesn't enjoy that? Shut-ins and vagrants, that's who.
But why is HeMan associated with the pus-filled face? If you're getting at an obscure Beast Man reference, I totally follow you. If it's Orko you're getting it, then you lost me.
The link to Dirk is broken, btw.
Overall, I laughed a lot.
Also, the giant green eye-orb thing at the top put me in a trance, which put me in the mood for a hot dog with relish! see ya later, suckers... time for lunch.
Thanks for reading that. It's actually been up for about 2 months now. The actual new stuff includes the new banner I worked tirelessly on, a new sound byte on the KJOE page, and... that's it. I will post more things tonight with the assistance of your spell. Please consider sparing a few MP on me. I have elixir for later. I have no qualms with the cat urine smell.
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