My little plastic friend contorted, wrinkled, and burned in the flames of hell

The title will have nothing to do with the content today, unlike the way my writing is just basically repeating the title. New website updates are present. I will tell everyone (B.O.R.T.) exactly what they are. "E14: The story," is now up. Be sure to pay attention to the bottom of the page for added interactive fun. Don't abuse it. Don't abuse me. Having an abundance of keys is actually a status symbol, I hope to get more. Hanging the keys on your pants is really stupid looking, so don't do that. Some kids in the park today threw some bird feces at me. They were around 14 or so. Kids these days are pretty fucked up. Some younger kids (8 or so) were talking about losing some weight. They considered themselves chubby. I wouldn't necessarily disagree, just because I like to see kids have emotional problems related to physical appearance. The canvassing job I tried out for was confirmed by me to be breaking labor law. They better watch out. I plan to start a classic childhood cartoon animation club with this one guy who really likes Anime. You are invited to join the club. Yesterday it was pretty windy and I had a discussion about religion. The discussion isn't important now. Right Now! It's your tomorrow.