Friday, November 18, 2005

Richardson Method

A long time ago, in response to rabid dogs running free in the streets, I had developed a particular method. That could be the end of the story. The Richardson Dog Catching Method took care of many of the problems that affected us daily. However, today, D. Malkus presented his version of the same method: The Richardson extrapolation method. "What?" I asked myself in anger. Oh, real smooth Malkus, ripping off my name and all for some mathematical technique I don't even understand.

Everyone please bow their heads in a moment of silence and in memory of my fabulous dog retrieval method. It shall never be mentioned again.

2 Comments:

Blogger B.O.R.T. said...

it's too bad, because i'll always remember how 14 smaller dogs were "rescued" from marian's "soulcages," after which time Sting (the singer) recorded an album of the same name as an homage/tribute/concept.

but the extrapolation part of the new school richardson method will come in handy, i have a feeling. and it's a GOOD feeling!

go watch the movie "lost in translation" if you haven't yet. or if you have, and didn't like it, why not? (this has nothing to do w/ above, i think, but just thought of it cuz it's on right now)

9:07 PM  
Blogger fiestawizard said...

I've seen that movie and we've discussed it. It was boring. I mean, maybe that's the point, that it was just "normal" like real life. However, if I wanted to see that I would go hang out with lame friends. It was a waste of Bill Murray if you ask me.

12:20 PM  

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