They apologized, then stole my dignity

Does anyone around here remember Oliver North? Good. He was accused of all types of dirty crooked weapons dealings back in the '80s. He should have been put in a dark, dank place for life, but instead does anyone know what he does? That's right, he's on Fox News. That's where you go if you're a government criminal or just a devilish human. He hosts a show called "War Stories," which although may be interesting, seem to be nothing more than stories of heroism with the hopes that we can strike up a little much needed national pride. USA! USA! Now we chant. Chant with me asshole. Hunter S. Thompson wrote a lot about the evils of Oliver North, and he had extraordinary insight into the politics of it all (at least relative to the rest of us). As it turns out, and I have found out on a small but exact scale, government officials at various levels actually (surprise) don't care so much about the constituents, but whether or not they can keep people from ousting them from office legally or otherwise.

The battle involving science and religion is hot! As we speak all sorts of assholes are writing about why this fight needs to exist. Let's see... is that true? Do we need this fight? Do we need religion more than ever to justify the goals of science? Are they the same goals in some grand sense? Do parallels exist? I agree with the two latter statements. I also agree that pinto beans are better than black beans, but when you mix them you receive top-shelf taste. That's not a proverb or an analogy, just a "gut-feeling." Funny pun intended. I am funny? Sure. We can all agree with that. Sprituality or religion? Or are they the same? Science: can you develop a time-machine? This age-old question will fuck with your head for hours. Instead, it is suggested by the author that you resort to drugs. I've left you with a few things to think about, so please stop fingering the 's' key ever so gently and get to typing.

I'm driving long-distance tomorrow, so I need my prayer and rest. You're prayers are also welcome. I bought Death Wish 3 (in oversized plastic case) for $2 yesterday. Enough said. Paul Kersey kills people in this one.