Saturday, January 14, 2006

Twisting of the Knee of Fate

Yes, once again, in a dangerous twist of fate, I have been given employment (as the reader of this site already knows). Now I will spend a bunch of money on women and booze to show that I just don't fuckin' care. I will send all of the donations back soon... and the website will be safe for another 6 months at least. Your points in the last commentary were quite well taken. I will be waiting for various people to fuck up in life, then return to a more creative and freesytle life. I can hardly wait to fly planes and pet flamingos with them. However, I don't live in Florida, and this isn't Miami Vice, so I'm not sure the flamingos completely agree with my ideas. By the way, did you read the comments from a couple of posts ago? There was a post that appeared to be of the spam nature, but turned out to go to a real(?) blog for some really boring park ranger type guy with a lot of propaganda for Juicy Fruit gum (if I'm not mistaken, a good meal for you during eigth grade). Check it out, I don't get it.

Has anyone seen the movie Broken Flowers with Bill Murray? It's sort of like Lost in Translation, except good. I saw it at the cheap theater, so it was worth all $2.50. Check that out as well.

Next topic for posting: You are such a loser, and I am too (by blood connection). Goodbye for now.

2 Comments:

Blogger B.O.R.T. said...

yes, did read the Park Ranger/Juicy Fruit commercial a few weeks back... puzzling form of "viral marketing"? Crazy person/serial killer? Computer-generated nonsense, an early attempt by the robots to blend in with us humans? I too was/am stumped, but noted the large number of visitors to that blog.

re: Broken Flowers... yeah, we saw it. It didn't make my list of Best of 2005, because Scarlett Johansson wasn't in it. The nudity was appreciated, however. You're right though, on some levels it's a more-poetic cousin of Lost in Translation. You've gotta appreciate Bill Murray in general; even Ghostbusters II is worthwhile, even if you have to listen to that Bobby Brown song. Now: have you seen Rushmore? It's damn good. How about The Royal Tennenbaums? It's not bad. How about The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou? Haven't seen it myself.

I'm a loser? Well, I don't think so. Would a loser get a new Kenmore(TM) fridge delivered by Sears on Martin Luther King, Jr Day??? Would a loser take digital pictures of his cats as they explored that new fridge??? (If only I was as smart as you, I could figure out how to post pictures on here........ now THAT makes me a loser, agreed.)

9:46 AM  
Blogger fiestawizard said...

Yeah, I guess you're not a loser. I took a cheap shot there, and didn't even think about what kind of falsehoods I would be reporting if you had indeed purchased a new fridge. Hey, next time why don't you try buying a new cat and a new life! Jeez, there I go again, an asshole at heart. I'm sorry. If you want to post pictures, send them to me first and I can do it, but I'm not about to give away any secrets (actually I need to upload them to the server that my site is on). Good luck, and god be with us.

1:53 PM  

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