The Mooreth Creek Transformation

"Apparently he had problems. It was apparent to the parents of course, and the other children. He, however, couldn't identify the differences, but knew they existed in full on account of the looks and notes. Apparently, nobody here could pick up the pieces or put the old ones together in an efficient time context. It was too apparent that the end was immminent and save the all mind when impossible, at best, at best. They spoke unclearly to him; nothing he could understand. Ugly null faces is what he saw at the ice cream parlor. He wasn't afraid, only wondering and wandering. He knew of two styles: one to make you interpret, and one to explain the interpretation for you. Problem exception: nobody could pick up this scent that he emitted with the style. Frothy action mouth at the negative sixteen altitude constantly - his mind would say when people talked."

The following was a short piece printed in "Highlights for Kids," the magazine I used to read as a child, but now I read at the dentist. I think it's a commercial for MTV's Made. Somebody might help me?