Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Why did you use that on word generator on me? (The Lament of Brinksley, a fool's whisper)

The fall begins to set itself in today. The rust takes hold, the church bells sound through the wind as the late afternoon sun begins to decay. Soon enough everything will begin its slow descent into a state of dilapidation, including your own psyche.

He was in a tree trimming truck when we found him. He had started a band called Beef Candles, which was in some way a take-off on Sixteen Candles, the movie, and in another way a mocking of the inefficiency of modern slaughter houses. He bridged gaps with his music, that much I will admit. I will say no more.

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Remember that movie, "Back to School" with Rodney Dangerfield? You know, it's really amazing in there, he giths the administration, gets that one lady to like him (Jerri was her name?) and is still able to dive extraordinarily well for his age. Also he helps his son out. Also he passes the test at the end.

Well, movies like that don't just come around these days, let me tell you. I just saw "Into the Wild" and it was terrible. I won't go into further detail at this time as I am still damaged by the experience. Look for reviews if you want to know more.

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Blogger B.O.R.T. said...

what is "giths"? no, wait, i giths it.

the video was an amalgam of various nightmares and chloyrae. did you find it in the desert? Back entrance indeed. Who walks backwards out of the final frame, i know not, as my slow-mo function is not even slow enough to tell.

so by definition: amazing. wonders.

a good movie we watched last night, better than 'into the wild' by far (not that i know, as i'll never watch that tripe): a history of violence. it's david cronenberg so you know it'll be great (the fly, videodrome, naked lunch, etc.). but it's also not as "obvious" as his other movies to date. watch it with a lady friend for extra fun. 5 stars out of 4 (dvd extra features earn it another star).

also saw knocked up last weekend. also awesome. more so if you've recently had a baby. note: it's all true. also 5 out of 4, same reason.

next up: 'rocky 8: the whorebeater'.

after that we'll be watching 'into the mild: mick mars and his battle with low back pain'. it's a fictionalized account of nikki sixx's chronic erectile dysfunction (using vince neil to play mick mars, and mick's back pain problems to stand symbolically for vince's vehicular homicide of the guy from Hanoi Rocks). you want to come over for that? i'm making cheetos and fruit-punch-tampico juliuses. be there, 8:30!

3:40 PM  
Blogger fiestawizard said...

Dog gone, I used to love Mick Mars, but now I just feel a great deal of human emotion for him. Sometimes it hurts to be a man.

Also Tampico makes me ultra emotiona, just like the back label guarantees, so you may not want me over for the viewing. Or perhaps you would like to view me in the intense emotional state? You have several days to respond.

1:47 AM  

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