Assault (continued from page 5)
I have to stop this. It has driven me to the edge of insanity, and is anxious to push drive me over. While you're at home, unlocking the secret to success, I've been right here, slowly damaging the lock leading to a wealth of dangerous information. It's been weird, but I try to remain real.
As an example your life, I'm sure you've heard about the new date rape toy called "bindies." Some say it's about time this toy was introduced. Others say teaching kids the lazy ways of sex is just another poorly detailed plan by liberals to get a head start on sex-ed programs. I don't mean to minimize the dangers, but let's just say that in my day we had plenty of dangerous toys: petroleum squeeze ball, can of petro-slime, and oily lick pop - heavy on the volatile organics, I know. And really, the last item was simply input to keep improve my list; the first to items did exist and I did own them. But at that time, they were just toys to us, not oral stimulants. Now kids want to eat everything, perhaps due to the abundance of growth hormones in food which may cause children to have a vast appetite (for destruction as it turns out).
Now an example of what's been occurring here: a vast network is being constructed in the inner lobes, just between the star synapse and the guttural reflex sleeve. It physically hurts, and is confusing. Progress has been made, but form is lacking. And that was all fine until today, when I learned that the Brits have developed invisibility, something I had been working feverishly on for several years. Subsequently, I found out that General Jameson had discovered it years prior, but was believed to be a fool. I can only say that I was on the brink, and after you read the article about the Brits, you'll realize that they've only achieved pseudo invisibility, or a superior camouflage. What I was about to achieve was true invisibility, and now (unfortunately) I'm forced to release my project, so my efforts on not later deemed patent infringment. Please look:
The Moorland Road Project
As an example your life, I'm sure you've heard about the new date rape toy called "bindies." Some say it's about time this toy was introduced. Others say teaching kids the lazy ways of sex is just another poorly detailed plan by liberals to get a head start on sex-ed programs. I don't mean to minimize the dangers, but let's just say that in my day we had plenty of dangerous toys: petroleum squeeze ball, can of petro-slime, and oily lick pop - heavy on the volatile organics, I know. And really, the last item was simply input to keep improve my list; the first to items did exist and I did own them. But at that time, they were just toys to us, not oral stimulants. Now kids want to eat everything, perhaps due to the abundance of growth hormones in food which may cause children to have a vast appetite (for destruction as it turns out).
Now an example of what's been occurring here: a vast network is being constructed in the inner lobes, just between the star synapse and the guttural reflex sleeve. It physically hurts, and is confusing. Progress has been made, but form is lacking. And that was all fine until today, when I learned that the Brits have developed invisibility, something I had been working feverishly on for several years. Subsequently, I found out that General Jameson had discovered it years prior, but was believed to be a fool. I can only say that I was on the brink, and after you read the article about the Brits, you'll realize that they've only achieved pseudo invisibility, or a superior camouflage. What I was about to achieve was true invisibility, and now (unfortunately) I'm forced to release my project, so my efforts on not later deemed patent infringment. Please look:
The Moorland Road Project
posted by fiestawizard at 7:50 PM
1 Comments:
shit, that tank... what didn't *I* think of that? reminds me of "a scanner darkly," which is an awesome flick that you'll enjoy if you like paranoia and conspiracy.
i tried to go pleasegodsavemartinlawrencefromhimself.com and it turns out it doesn't work anymore. cia.
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