Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Wisconsin Sodomy Project

Conceived at first as a homoerotic graphic fantasy novel by Scott Walker, and then added to by comrades Jeff and Scott Fitzgerald, this one of a kind program has finally been signed into law! Imagine this: all of the glamor and glitz of The Wizard of Oz combined with all of the hot, hard, pounding action of the naughtiest M-on-M or G-on-G film you can imagine. Well, it's being delivered to you Wisconsin, direct, and without any silly protection, if you know what I'm saying. This all comes on the heels of a very outwardly malicious and obvious homophobic campaign of fear waged on homosexuals only a few years ago by the same authors. Now they've finally come to realize that yes, some people like this kind of wet and wild, orgasmically splendorous activity, and they've decided to give it to us good. The best part is they finally grew the steamy and manly balls they so badly needed to introduce this without even so much as asking anybody if they'd like it - presumably because they knew the citizens have been so erotically starved that they've lost the ability to think clearly for themselves. So line up citizens and get ready for your future! You deserve it. And P.S. - there will be no "prison guards" to hinder anybody's activity!

As they say (and they mean it), "Fuck you Wisconsin, fuck you."

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